Nature Girl by Carl Hiaasen

Nature Girl - Honey Santana feels things deeply and does something about it. So when she receives a telemarketing call at dinner from Boyd Eisenhower who calls her a nasty name, Honey devises a scheme to educate him in manners. Boyd, who doesn’t seem to be able to keep a job, only wants to start a new life with his mistress, Eugenie. Honey’s ex-husband Perry and their son Fry just want to make sure that Honey stays out of trouble. Piejack, Honey’s former employer, believes he and Honey are destined to be lovers and is in pursuit of his one true love. Sammy Tigertail is trying to escape the white man and the possible ramifications of a man dying while on tour with him. All these and more end up on Dismal Key where Sammy is just trying to find some peace.